I'm not saying the reasons I've heard were necessarily untrue. I just thought it would be fun to list them. I'm not sure if this is considered bragging rights since getting turned down is at least in theory humiliating. I can only hope my ego will survive this.
1. I don't like the song.
2. I have to use the restroom.
3. I'm watching my girlfriend's purse.
4. I'm just here to drink.
5. I'm going to be leaving soon.
6. My boyfriend/husband is here and he gets jealous.
7. I already told somebody else I would dance with him to this song.
8. I don't know how to dance, or I don't know how to dance THIS dance.
9. I'm waiting for another guy to ask me, but you can come back if you want.
10. I'm waiting for the food/drink I ordered.
11. I'm not feeling good.
12. Take off the tie and I might dance with you.
13. I'm just here to visit with my girlfriends.
14. I had knee surgery and my doctor said I shouldn't dance.
15. I've been dancing all night and I'm really really tired, soooooorry.
16. I'm holding these seats for friends that are coming.
17. I'm too shy to dance in front of people.
18. Not right now, ask me some other time.
19. I can't dance with you because you remind me of my ex.
20. I have frost bite on my toe.
I must say in closing that not all of these reasons were excuses. Some of the reasons were from very sweet young ladies who did in fact dance with me at other times. As for the others, I guess they're still hiding from me.
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