Advantages of being passive aggressive..

I think in many ways that passive aggressive behavior is much more considerate than aggressive behavior. The first example which comes to mind is a door to door salesman versus a huge shopping mall. The door to door salesman is the aggressor. Think about how you feel when you're right in the middle of cooking dinner and you hear a knock knock knock at the door! The work of the aggressor always subjects himself to the possibility of making a pest out of himself. A good door to door salesman can't be afraid to impose on a person's time. The mall on the other hand is great! It's always there when you want it. If you need something or if you just want to look around and window shop, the idea of being there is almost always a pleasant one!

Now lets take a look at men and women. Wouldn't you say, wearing a short skirt, jewelry and makeup is a form of passive aggressive? Especially if they just find a nice visible spot to sit, and then they just cross their legs and wait? So the job of the aggressor is pretty much the man. Now I still say passive agressive is more friendly but in this case it becomes a touch confusing. The woman's passive aggression is usually not at all directed. This means several men have to risk being a pest by coming to her. Women say they prefer the man to make the first move, yet at the same time, they complain about being hit on! Think about it, lets say a woman just got word that a family member was in the hospital. She's walking out to her car and some man jumps out of nowhere and says, "Hey baby, can I get your digits?" Lets face it, aggressive behavior has its annoying moments. I guess it would be nice if women could have a big blinking red light on their head when they're ready to be asked out, but that hasn't been invented yet. Also if you do the math, letting the woman fish until she picks the right one is always going to give her the advantage and with far less work (not to mention no rejection abuse). She will pick what she likes best and the man will take what he ends up with (in short, the man works harder and usually gets less). It's sort of a sucker situation. It also works bad for the woman too. She ends up getting the aggressive insensitive type guys who don't mind imposing. The aggressive men are probably less satisfied because they got what they "ended up with" and are probably more likely to cheat because of that. In order to be that great door to door saleman, he can't be afraid to put his foot in the door if need be! Let's face it, women don't like men sticking things where they don't belong!

So in the interest of getting a better pick and also in the interest of insuring that women can be happy with a nice considerate caring man, I have devised somewhat of a solution. The idea is to fight fire with fire. Men and women both becoming passive aggressive! Not only will this be more fair and closer to equality, but also everyone will benefit! So now, let me explain about men becoming passive aggressive. This is where it gets really fun! No, it doesn't mean men will start wearing tight nut huggers and buttoned down shirts (that died in the 70s with Three's Company). There are other ways to be passive aggressive, and it's very worth while to implement. Think about how much better the man quality you would end up with! Passive aggressive people tend to want to know what the other person feels. Aggressive people are more like a bulldozer. So imagine, if you would, men walking by a number of tables. The women at each table are just sitting there ignoring the man as he walks by. Later that night they read his blog on facebook and he rates each female he saw that day on a scale of 1 to 10 or simply just yes or no. Now it is no longer just the aggressors ego at stake! Wow, what do you think of that!

Well maybe that style of passive aggressiveness will never happen, but I have to say I personally love being passive aggressive! I can express so much more. If I feel abused by someone i can express it without confrontation! haha. I don't have to impose myself on someone just to tell them what I'm feeling. I can actually be as kind and considerate as a woman..haha I laugh because being too passive aggressive really isn't all that nice. Subjecting the opposite sex to all the rejection is really kind of cruel. So, because women care so much, they should be ecstatic over my new system!